A Miraculous Find
Every May in Ottawa brings the Great Glebe Garage Sale. It is a must-attend event, as one never knows what one will find there. And Dish must say, that Palmer is the king of the garage sale find. This year was no exception. This year, Palmer truly outdid himself. Dish was shocked and amazed at what he managed to come up with.
If you can't believe your eyes, you are not alone! YES! He found ANOTHER Red Hots 2 Minute Hot Dog Cooker and this one still in its original packaging!! How does he do it folks?
Apparently, he spotted the cooker and made a mad dash. Much excitement ensued. Other garage salers pushed eagerly to know more about the magical find that would cause such shouts of joy and exclamations of glee. In his own words, "I didn't even barter. I just paid full price. One dollar."
Now, thanks to Palmer, Dish is the lucky owner of not one but TWO Red Hots 2 Minute Hot Dog Cookers. She now has the original box AND the original instruction manual.
What does this mean for you?
Well, if your name is Gus Johnson, it means you may have another job on your hands. (Dish has yet to try the new hot dog cooker to see if it works. Actually though, she has high hopes for this one as the electrodes appear to have burn marks left over from previously electrocuted hot dogs.) It may also mean the start to a lucrative new side business in hot dog cooker repair. Everyone wants a Red Hots 2 Minute Hot Dog Cooker and, apparently, they may be able to get them. This just goes to show that if you wish hard enough for something, the universe will provide!
As for the rest of you, it signals an end to all that impatient waiting for hot dogs. Dish can now cook not just four but EIGHT hot dogs in just two minutes. Delicious electrocuted weiners for everyone!!!
posted by Dish @ 9:08 PM
1 Comments:
Wait until you get a third one this year!
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