Dear Dish on Lifestyles of the Famous
Dear Dish:
Readers want to know more details about your lavish lifestyle. For example, what desk-top calendar, and its viewpoints and consumer values, do you currently align with? There's a lot of choices these days.
Is it permissible to have two page-a-day calendars if I can't decide which one I would like the most? What is proper calendar etiquette? I've been told I will suffer untold bad luck if I open a calendar early and stare at its glossy pages before its respective designated day or month.
Sincerely,
Someone who tries but doesn't always keep up with the calendar
It's apparently Thursday, May 29 today.
Dear Someone:
As mentioned before, Dish does not have a desk-top calendar; rather, she prefers the old fashioned wall-hanging calendar with an AC(lightning bolt)DC motif. It even shows the Australian holidays.
From an environmental perspective, even one desk-top calendar is questionable. Two is completely unacceptable. Are you recycling all of those pages? Think of the trees! If you need something to keep you amused on a day-to-day basis, Dish suggests For Better or For Worse for the ongoing drama and Dilbert for a hearty laugh.
As for calendar etiquette, opening the calendar early will not bring bad luck, but it will ruin the surprise as to which pictures you will be looking at in the months to come. It’s like snooping and finding out what all of your Christmas gifts are before Christmas Day. Dish suggests refraining from such activities as it will likely result only in disappointment.
Dish
posted by Dish @ 9:35 PM
2 Comments:
Gus Johnson scoffs at calendars. The only useful thing about calendars is deciding when to take vacation. Then you must only rely on the reminder email from the airline to determine when to leave. Anyone that thinks they've made plans with you during your vacation will find out why you ditched them once they see pictures of you on Facebook.
If Dish had to guess Gus Johnson's sign, she'd guess Aquarius.
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