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Thursday, June 07, 2007

Dear Dish on Daily Shampooing/Girlfriends

Dear Dish:

I think shampooing your hair everyday does more damage then good. Once a month washing is more then enough.


Can you help me with why I can't keep a girlfriend?

Anonymous

Dear Anonymous:

Personal hygiene is important. Once a month hair washing is not enough! Girls like men who look and smell clean. Just like we need to keep our handkerchiefs clean and ironed in order to put safety first (for more on this topic please refer to various posts from May and June 2006), we must also keep our hair clean and free of grease.

If washing your hair is too much trouble for you, there is always the shaved head approach. Not only will this cut down on washing time and reduce shampoo-related dilemmas, it will also attract a certain type of girl who is intrigued by the idea of touching your head.

Good luck.

Dish

1 Comments:

At June 08, 2007 12:46 AM, Blogger Matt said...

Awww, I thought this was going to be a post about shampooing your girlfriend.

 

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