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Monday, November 17, 2008

Dish for a Day

For those who are interested, the Christmas album is well underway. Dish has chosen a theme and compiled a track list. The photo shoot is scheduled for this coming weekend. Now, although Dish cannot give you any more information about the album without ruining the surprise, she can give you the opportunity to win your very own copy.

This year, my dear readers, you are being invited to be "Dish for a Day." Submit your answer to the question below for a chance to win a copy of Dish’s 2008 Christmas compilation. Entries will be judged by Dish on the basis of hilarity and ingeniousness. As you know, spelling and grammar will be taken into consideration. You can answer as Dish or, if you prefer, you can provide your own pseudonym.

Entries can be submitted directly by email or by using the "Ask Dish a Question" function found at the top left of this page. Deadline for submissions is December 7. When submitting your entry, please remember to include all of your contact information.

Dear Dish:

The Christmas season is almost upon us and I have some pressing questions. The first is about mistletoe. What is the correct mistletoe etiquette? Does mistletoe give me the freedom to "make out with everyone in the playhouse" so to speak?

On a related note, what does Ricky Martin mean in his song "Ay, Ay, Ay, It’s Christmas" when he says "Girl, pretend my arms are like shiny big red bows wrapped around your kisses underneath the magic mistletoe?" How can bows be wrapped around kisses? Please clarify.

Third, and most important, what CAN you get a wookiee for Christmas when he already owns a comb?

SWAK
Miss Yvonne

Please note: Bonus points will be awarded to anyone who can correctly identify the Christmas special in which the line “making out with everyone in the playhouse” is delivered. :o)

Dish wishes all participants the best of luck. May the most dish-like among you win! Answers will be posted at Dish’s discretion.

Yours in the festive spirit,
Dish

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