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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Trish needs...

So Dish's lovely friend Elmyra always insists upon tagging her in these notes/surveys on Facebook that one is supposed to fill out and tag others and so on and so on.

The latest note told Dish: Go to google and write your name and the word 'needs', in quotes — as in "Dish needs" — and write down the first 10 sensical sentences that come up.

I must say that I did have to laugh at some of these, so I will post them for your enjoyment. And, just by way of information, Dish is quite certain that sensical is not actually a word. Anyway, on to the time waster at hand...

1. Trish needs a makeover (doh!).
2. Trish needs to always be in control of the situation and her men (That should have read "menions". haha).
3. Trish needs a job.
4. Trish needs a makeover (ANOTHER ONE! OK UNIVERSE, OK!).
5. Trish needs to buy herself a watch (Yes, I can admit maybe it is time to let go of my current time piece).
6. Trish needs some help(Maybe with my makeover. Sheesh!).
7. Trish needs you.
8. Trish needs these (Whatever they may be).
9. Trish needs to lose 15-20 lbs than she would be HOT (I shake my fist at you Google and I also don't approve of your poor grammar).

And, the best for last...

10. Trish needs to come back to the WWE, we all miss her she was one of the best divas (Again with the grammar, but it is more forgivable this time).

Now, what I'd really like to know is who comes up with this stuff and why I feel compelled to participate in it.

2 Comments:

At April 08, 2009 12:51 PM, Blogger Ferda said...

Ferda needs to give up his "fully automatic assault quill" and go back to writing articles with a goose feather dipped in ink

 
At May 06, 2009 11:08 PM, Blogger Dish said...

Clearly, we were all thinking the same thing on that one. :o)

 

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