Stronger Toilets Needed

In other strange toilet news, Rachel told me once that while she was working at the Toronto Public Library someone came in and stole their industrial toilet seat (the big black ones). No one who works there has any idea how someone managed to get out of the library past the front desk carrying the thing. I mean come on. Those things are pretty ginormous. A new restaurant opened nearby shortly after and they suspect the owners were just too cheap to buy their own toilet seat. Eww. I can't even imagine touching a public toilet enough to remove the seat. Nasty!
This talk of toilets actually reminds me of my traumatizing street bathroom experience the first time I was in Paris. Too bad my wrists and eyes are burning like mad (negative side effect of sitting and typing all day long with no breaks) or I would tell you all about it. If you really want to know, just ask me :o)
3 Comments:
45 kgs??? That's like nothing!! I'll just have to cancel that trip to Australia as I don't think I can bear the embarrassment if I did crush a toilet!
meah! Holy moly! I am only 32kgs! I can handle the toilets! NOT! That is outrageous!
At lunch today we discussed this and I have a theory. You may debunk it if you wish.
Technically, not all of your weight is on the toilet seat. Only your upper body and your ass are. Your legs are just in front of the actual seat.
So...maybe that accounts for the 100lbs? But I bet if you lifted your legs into the air, the toilet would break because it's handling all that extra weight.
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