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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Safety Every Day...On Alcohol

Ok. Just one more gem for tonight...Again, these are direct quotes. Please pay special note to the one in bold. I love this book.

For hundreds of years people have known that alcoholic drinks fool those who drink them...[The drinker] often says and does things that he would not do when he is not under the influence of alcohol. He may boast about how smart he is, and try to do unwise and dangerous things.

Railroad men must be dependable; therefore they must not take alcoholic drinks. Airplane pilots must also be dependable...They cannot afford to be fooled by alcohol.

Some people say alcohol helps to make them forget their troubles, but it also makes them forget their manners and lose their common sense.

They also say that alcohol helps to make them happy, but the happiness is unreal. They act foolishly and carelessly, and other people looking on do not feel proud of them. Will they be happy and proud of themselves afterward?

A person who is in the habit of drinking alcoholic beverages, such as beer, wine, ale, gin, and whisky, is more likely to catch germ diseases than a person who does not drink.

8 Comments:

At June 01, 2006 11:20 AM, Blogger Palmer said...

HERESY!

 
At June 01, 2006 12:10 PM, Blogger Ferda said...

also they can't spell simple words like 'hearsay'.

hi-5 my fellow non-drinker!

 
At June 01, 2006 1:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You've forgot the main benifit of alcohol...

Helping ugly and fat people mate!

 
At June 01, 2006 3:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

But...but...but...alcohol is my friend! It would never fool me!

Why would you say something so mean????

 
At June 01, 2006 9:56 PM, Blogger Dish said...

It's actually funny bc Michelle (owner of the precious book) and I were reading the comments today. For some reason I can now look at the blog, but still can't post comments. Anyway, she read Ryan's comment and took it to mean that he thought the post about alchol was blasphermous, thus heresy. I was with Ferda and thought he meant that it was unproven information, thus hearsay. Ryan, do shed some light on your meaning please. :o)

 
At June 02, 2006 9:02 AM, Blogger Palmer said...

I meant the post was blasphemous, hence heresy. I was going to write a nice email to Ferda concerning this and the differences between hearsay and heresy, but I figured, heck, why don't I just set the record straight right here!

I am the spelling bee champ.

 
At June 02, 2006 10:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmmmmm... hearsay chocolate...

 
At June 02, 2006 12:57 PM, Blogger Ferda said...

sounds like bologna to me

 

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