Dear Dish on Worshipping
Dear Dish:
I love you!!! I think your answers to questions are witty, urbane, and completely right, true, and the to the benefit of all humanity. Without you, we would be confused, misinformed, lost and utterly miserable in our menial misbegotten lives.
My question is this: how can we, the little peons who worship you, show our undying love and devotion to you?
Sincerely,
Your #1 fan! (and if I could put the tone in that Kathy Bates used....)
Dear Fan:
Flattery will get you everywhere. Honestly, the best thing you can do to show your love and devotion is to LEAVE COMMENTS. Dish is told by many that they love her column, but you would never know it from the comments section. In the past, the comments sections was a fabulous forum for banter and debate. You readers should get to know each other. Dish realizes that she is most often right, but it is still nice to throw other opinions around for interest's sake.
Other than that, of course there are the standards: Dish accepts cash, cheques and gifts of any sort. Dish's birthday is approaching, but gifts of devotion are welcome any time.
You could also try something a little more creative: Get a Dish tattoo, wear a Dish t-shirt, write a song about her. Use your imagination (and share your ideas in the comments section!).
Dish would also like to take this opportunity to thank you and all of her fans for their dedication, devotion and participation. She couldn't do it without you!
Here's to many more years of advice to come.
Dish
posted by Dish @ 7:25 PM
5 Comments:
There are "Dear Dish" t-shirts???!!! Why was I not informed???
I think it's more of the case of "make it yourself" t-shirts...
Dish for President!
I wouldn't be half the success I am today without Dish's rock-solid advice.
I've been thinking about getting a tattoo lately. What exactly would be the official design for a Dish tattoo? Would it include a depiction of evil Smurfette?
THE Gus Johnson wants a Dish tattoo?!! Excuse me a moment while I go scream like an out-of-control Beatles fan. :o)
I hadn't really worked out an official design yet. Maybe the evil Smurfette could be the "i". or just have her head as the dot on the "i".
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