False Accusations
In rebuttal against accusations that my alias is Emily Leatherman, I offer the following defense:1) I am only 30. NOT 31. Please don't make me older than I am.
2) I have never been to California.
3) Last time I checked, I was dirt poor, but not homeless yet.
4) I like getting mail too much to have my mail sent to someone else's address where I may never have the chance to retrieve it.
5) I would never throw rocks and screwdrivers over John's fence into his yard. He could get hurt!
6) Any letter I wrote would be interesting and intriguing. He would be calling me for a date, not getting a restraining order.
7) I like a man to come to me.
8) I may no longer be able to feel my feet, but I still have some of my mental faculties about me!
Sheesh. A little credit would be nice people! Haven't you been paying attention at all to anything I say?!
posted by Dish @ 9:45 PM
3 Comments:
trish, you seem to be bringing this up an awful lot...in fact, no one ever talks about this 'emily' character except you. I find this odd and incriminating.
I believe you Trish! I have been accused of stalking James Marsters. In fact people were asking if I was one of the hordes of females who ripped his clothes off of him in Europe.
Wait a minute! One of my accusers was you! Forget it! I think you're guilty!
Nothing wrong with imaginary friends Trish...
Arrghhh!
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