Dear Dish on Compendia
Dear Dishski:
In today's Internet-ravaged society, we often forget about the pleasures of a good book - a tome of information, if you will.
When will be see the publishment of Dish's Abridged Common Sense Compendium for Daily Life?
If there's one thing that society likes, it's the peering into the vast soul of other people and seeing what toils within, particularly in an anonymous fashion. For this, I blame reality TV shows. But anyway, back to my question above (insert little upward arrow here).
Sincerely,
A Reader of Compendiums
P.S. - Do you know how to insert little upward arrows? I can do all these: ß Ø A n, but no upward arrow!
Dear Reader:
Dish does not have any plans in the works for a book at this time. It has always been a dream but, with her busy schedule, Dish just doesn't have the time to devote to such an endeavour right now. However, she might be willing to embrace such an undertaking if you were to persuade Oprah to promote the book on her show. That would guarantee that millions of copies would be sold and make the work worthwhile.
As a side note: One of the definitions of a compendium is an abridgement. Consequently, it would be redundant to refer to the book as an abridged compendium.
Side note #2: Alt 24 is the key code for the up arrow (↑), Alt 25 is the code for the down arrow (↓), Alt 26 is the right-facing arrow (→) and Alt 27 is the left-facing arrow (←). You may now point in whatever direction you wish unless you want to point in a diagonal direction, in which case you are on your own.
Dish
posted by Dish @ 3:00 PM
1 Comments:
Dish should delegate the writing of her book to a menion, a ghost writer if you will. Dish should not have to dirty her pretty little hands with the writing of a book. All that typind can be murder on a manicure. :)
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