Dear Dish on Photocopying
Dear Dish,
Are you still taking questions? I hope so, 'cause I fired my psychotherapist. Anyway, I'm prone to photocopying rage. Can you help me?
Photocopying + A photocopier that jams + Moving to a different photocopier that also proceeds to jam + Not enough time to do the actual photocopying + Requests that it has to be one sided/double sided etc. + Poor originals that cut off part of the document to begin with + The high probability that no one will actually ever look at it after it's been labouriously photocopied + Dead trees and holier than thou co-workers that remind me I'm going to hell for photocopying to begin with + Anger management problems = Strong Possibility of Photocopying Rage
Help!
Signed,
A Frustrated Individual
Dear Frustrated:
The solution to your problem is a simple one. Get a better job where there are lots of people who are less important than you and let them deal with all the photocopying-related stress and trauma.
Problem solved, easy peasy!
Dish
posted by Dish @ 7:46 PM
4 Comments:
Advice of the Gods.
"You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
aww yeah. love the quote.
I prefer: "You don't like your job??? Well, why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that, it's called EVERYONE and they meet at the bar!"
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